Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Memo From My Quads

To: gudnuff
RE: Bike ride on Sunday morning

WTH??? You never ask for anything, you sit at the kitchen table blogging, you sit in your car, you sit at your desk...and suddenly, you expect us to power you up hills on rough pavement with a major head wind, for a 25 mile bike ride? Are you serious??!?!!

Be advised you will be hearing more from us about this for the next several days. We may articulate our complaints into the evening hours, even if you are trying to sleep. In fact, we may end up screaming at you, unless you drown us out with Advil.

The next time Q has a sleepover, we highly recommend that you and Leo choose something other than a 25-mile road ride for your child-free activity. Or at least give us a little more heads-up. Go for some smaller warm-up rides a couple times in the week ahead. That way, we won't fail on the last major hills and Leo won't have to push you up the hill, riding beside you with his hand on your back, powering both of you up those hills.

Yes, we know that you had a crush on your own husband by the end of the ride. But really, you basically outsourced us. You'll be hearing from our union rep if that happens again.

11 comments:

Cat said...

Oh my gosh I have so gotten this memo before!!!

Feel better!

Mama Dawg said...

I admire you for even trying!

blognut said...

LOL! I received a similar memo from my back.

Cee said...

wOAH! a 25 mile bike ride??? Ridiculous!! I hope you and your quads feel better soon! that should teach you to do something silly like exercise!

Trannyhead said...

A 25 mile bike ride is totally hawt. Well ... at least when other people do it. *snort*

Patois said...

Me and my quads wouldn't have made it 2.5 miles, much less 25.

A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

Just in case . . . a bar of Ivory soap under the sheet at the foot of the bed will stop charley-horses.

gudnuff said...

Wha? I am so googling that, Lawyer Mom. Seriously???

Hyphen Mama said...

WTH is right!!! Holy crap. My quads would move out if I did that.

Christie-A Work In Progress said...

HA! So good to know that I am not the only person who has objects and or body parts talking to her! Very very cute and funny!

Sue said...

Muscles must have a union because I hear from plenty after I play softball like I am 16 again!