This is why my husband hates it when my family gets together. We're all like "Did you hear the one about..." This is also why my husband is so much cooler than I will ever be.
Nevertheless, some of you have children who will eventually approach the age of joke-telling, and it is a very challenging time for parents, because kids have no idea why things are funny (much like a lot of bloggers, myself included) but want to make everyone listen to them and laugh regardless of whether the content deserves an audience or not. So they tell "jokes" that go nowhere and make no sense. Here are two that have lasted.
What's brown and sticky? ...a Stick !
(I love that one for some reason)
The punchline is there, but it's in white font. If you want to see it, highlight the entire line.
Person A: Knock, knock.
Person B: Who's there?
Person A: The interrupting cow.
Person B: The interrupt...
Person A: Mooooooooooooo! (you have to say it fast before the other person finishes asking "The interrupting cow WHO?")
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